Archive for the ‘American Idol’ Category
Adam Lambert: Douche of the Year
Posted by: Christine on: November 23, 2009
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Every time Adam Lambert is criticized for “being sexual” (read: gross and creepy with a butt-crack tongue), he states that it’s discrimination as women have exhibited their sexuality in performances for years.
Adam. You are not a woman. Being gay doesn’t make you a woman. So, bringing up women in this context makes [...]
Paula Abdul Quits American Idol
Posted by: Christine on: August 5, 2009
So, Paula is no longer a judge on American Idol. It’s a testament to how much she sucks that I couldn’t care less. Unfortunately, we are stuck with Kara Dioguardi. She uber-sucks. And then, of course, we have Randy Jackson, the luckiest man in America. Paula wasn’t the first I’d [...]
American Idol Finale
Posted by: Christine on: May 20, 2009
Holy Buttcrack Tongue, Batman! Adam Lambert does NOT win American Idol. The AI finale has come and gone, and Ryan Seacrest was more square than ever… just how we, er, like… him? Anyway, here are some of the highlights and lowlights from tonight’s show:
Highs:
Allison Iraheta’s & Cyndi Lauper’s duet. “Time After Time” is, in [...]
I Blame Daughtry’s Facial Hair
Posted by: Christine on: May 6, 2009
So, I picked the wrong person to go home; Daughtry’s facial hair interfered with my psychic field. I’m sad Allison got kicked off, but she’ll go on to a great career. Great voice, great job! Plus, I think she called Simon a swear on live TV!!!!!
American Idol: Final Four
Posted by: Christine on: May 5, 2009
This is by far the hardest prediction that I’ve had to make. To me, the boot is obviously between Kris Allen and Allison Iraheta. Danny Gokey and Adam Lambert have been the anointed ones from the beginning. Joe, on the other hand, feels that The Gokester is going home. Not on his [...]
American Idol Prediction
Posted by: Christine on: April 29, 2009
So sick, but I have a duty. I must make an American Idol prediction. Although I’m afraid for Alison Iraheta, I’ll go with Matt Giraud.
American Idol: Top 7
Posted by: Christine on: April 15, 2009
Kris Allen’s performance is yet another example of why Randy Jackson is utterly useless on the show. Kris sang “Falling Slowly” (which I love) quite well, and Randy basically said it sucked worse than… Lil Rounds(?). Cara (and Paula Marceau) loved it. I am convinced that R-Dog has a tin ear. He’s also boring. Can [...]
American Idol Top 8
Posted by: Christine on: April 8, 2009
See ya later Scott MacIntyre. Oops.
[Edited to add: Got another one right!!!]
American Idol: Top 9
Posted by: Christine on: April 1, 2009
With less than one hour, 35 minutes until the East Coast reveals the ejected Idol-Wannabe, I’m writing my abbreviated Idol review/recap.
Was it wrong that I laughed really, really hard when I realized that Scott MacIntyre skipped the line, “And I don’t see you anymore,” from Just the Way You Are? I never said I was [...]
American Idol Top 10
Posted by: Christine on: March 26, 2009
Yay! Motown week! Smokey Robinson! Detroit! Voiceovers! Paula Abdul’s Mustache! All right, I’ll get on with the performers…
Matt Giraud was tight y’all. I’m liking him more and more every week. I do wish that he stayed behind the piano with that being the only instrument on the song. They go for the most Velveeta arrangements [...]
