Archive for the ‘Boo’ Category
When I Realized I’m Still a Child
Posted by: Christine on: November 7, 2009
- In: Boo| I'm Weird
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I learned yesterday that I’m not a grownup. Having a job doesn’t make me a grownup. Neither does turning 30. Or owning a car. Or whatever external indicators that prove that one is, indeed, an adult, and not just a lady-child who owns an inordinate amount of wrinkle cream.
Yesterday, Joe and [...]
Mysoginist
Posted by: Christine on: October 31, 2009
- In: Boo| Women
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This guy (David Breitman) wrote this piece of garbage. Not only is it woman-hating and unfunny, it is poorly written (since when are killer whales “desperate for attention?”).
If anyone sees him out tonight for Halloween, pee on him a little. For me?
The Most Fun Way to Start a Day
Posted by: Christine on: August 18, 2009
- In: Boo| Cats
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Joe: “Honey? I thought I heard one of the cats barf this morning.”
Me: “Oh yeah, yeah, I remember hearing that.”
Joe: “Yeeeaaahhh… I have yet to locate it.”
Me: “Oh, good.”
Joe: “Yeah, so have fun trying to find it.”
Me: “Thank you! I enjoy these little games! Huzzah!”
Ignorance Is Screwing With My Bliss
Posted by: Christine on: August 6, 2009
- In: Boo| Health| Idiots| Obama
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Look, I don’t know if Obama’s health care plan is good or not. I’m not going to pretend that I read the bill (it’s loooong y’all!). All I know is, if I hear one more person say/write/drool that “America has the best health care in the world!” I’m going to scream.
America does NOT [...]
News?! This isn’t news!
Posted by: Christine on: July 17, 2009
- In: Boo| News Media
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With 24 hours of news to fill, it’s not surprising that CNN has to run what I’ll charitably call “retarded” news stories. The Virgin Mary appears in burned toast. Brad Pitt doesn’t talk on the phone at the urinal. Skinny jeans are, like, totes awesome, says Mary Kate Olsen.
But to give a modicum of credence [...]
My Not So Amazing Callbacks
Posted by: Christine on: June 2, 2009
What’s new, Buenos Aires? Well, apparently not me. Ah, the glamorous life of a Hollywood actor… stuck on the 405 freeway.
Backing up. I had two callbacks yesterday. One was for Coca-Cola Light (European name of Diet Coke), shooting in Buenos Aires. The callback was located in Santa Monica, and I was scheduled for 11:15. I [...]
PacifiCare Thinks I’m an Idiot
Posted by: Christine on: March 27, 2009
- In: Boo| Customer Service| Health
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I cancelled my COBRA insurance mid-January because I had secured (finally) temporary medical insurance. COBRA was expensive. It cost me $475 a month just for myself. The only way I was able to get other insurance was to get temporary coverage. I will go on Joe’s insurance when we get married in June.
After I cancelled [...]
Dry Cleaner Convo
Posted by: Christine on: March 23, 2009
Me: Yes, hi. You were transferring me over to a manager, and you hung up on me. Uh, I was hung up on.
Them: *Click!*
Me: Oh, COME ON!
VH1’s Tough Love
Posted by: Christine on: March 17, 2009
- In: Boo| Television| Women
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I watched about 5 minutes of this show. It’s the most misogynistic piece of crap I’ve witnessed in a long time. It’s supposed to show what men “really think.” In the clip I saw, the men picked apart contestant’s looks in the most ridiculous way (porn star, squashed, sadsack), even though the women were all [...]
When Kids Pretend to Be Adults
Posted by: Christine on: March 13, 2009
- In: Boo| News Media| Politics| Pundits
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more about "Sad: The GOP’s Little Superstar", posted with vodpod
Look at another self-defined conservative kid playing grown up. Jonathan Krohn, newly 14, spoke at CPAC, a conservative gathering, in which he pushed his self-published book “Define Conservatism.”
Is it just me, or is this [...]
