380 Tons of Explosives Missing in Iraq

These types of weapons are used in car bombings and to trigger nuclear weapons. Condi was informed of this about a month ago, but the area has been looted as recently as last Sunday.

Good job at keeping us safe Bush administration! Even though the “International Atomic Energy Agency publicly warned about the danger of these explosives before the war, and after the invasion it specifically told United States officials about the need to keep the explosives secured,” we thought keeping the oil secure was just a bit more important.

Oh wait, I forgot. Guarding weapons is “hard work.” Hey, mistakes happen! Hindsight is 20/20! Forgive and forget. Turn the other cheek. Our leader is a monkey, and really, what else could you expect from a monkey?

And so on…