Guess what, folks? I’m officially old. How do I know? Let’s look at the facts:
- I’ll see a person and judge them as a lot older than me. Then I find out we’re around the same age. Then I die a little inside.
- People who aren’t that much younger than me see me as the wise older friend. Or maybe just the older friend. Or maybe just old.
- I spend Friday nights on the computer drinking tea.
- I hang out with cats. Fat, old cats.