American Idol Newsflash!

Adam Lambert is a giant douche!

His version of the classic “Satisfaction” was manic, strange, and over-the-top. Simon Cowell called it a “love it or hate it performance.” Well, it’s easy to see what side of the line I fall on. And for the record, I’m pretty sure Simon agrees with me.

Don’t get me wrong; Adam has range, and he moves comfortably within it. But his voice isn’t pleasant to listen to, and I don’t get any soul from the guy. And let’s not forget, his hair is really stupid. Really stupid.

On the flip side, I loved Allison Iraheta even though she has an incredibly bizarre personality. But who would I most love to see get through? My main man, Normund Gentle. He rocks the headband like Ben Wallace, baby.


3 thoughts on “American Idol Newsflash!

  1. Nicole (sister) says:

    Did Normund become an objectum sexual — making out with the sign and all 🙂 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEEEE HIM!

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