Doctors Sort of Suck Sometimes

I had a medical test today, and as I was leaving, the technician nervously (as I perceived it) asked me, “So, you’ll be calling your doctor, right?”

I wanted to yell, “Why? WHY? Do I have the cancer?” Then, she was all nervous energy as I left (while looking at my video… or whatever the heck it is). Don’t these medical people know that their moods affect us in very specific, spooky ways?

It’s like when my eye doctor told me to come back in in six months because, “Something about your eyes is weird.” Stupid me, I didn’t ask what, and I’m still wondering what is so weird about my peepers…