Man on the street: I guess it wouldn’t surprise you if I told you that you look beautiful.
Me: Go on.
**Back on Earth**
Nurse: How much do you weigh?
Nurse: Let’s weigh you. (Weighing) You weigh 1yy. How much did you say you weigh again?
Nurse: Looks like you were off a bit there. Teehee.
Me: (Pause) I was wearing shoes when you weighed me.