Self-Esteem Ups and Downs

**Flying high**

Man on the street: I guess it wouldn’t surprise you if I told you that you look beautiful.

Me: Go on.

**Back on Earth**

Nurse:  How much do you weigh?

Me: 1xx.

Nurse:  Let’s weigh you.  (Weighing)  You weigh 1yy.  How much did you say you weigh again?

Me: 1xx.

Nurse: Looks like you were off a bit there.  Teehee.

Me:  (Pause) I was wearing shoes when you weighed me.

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