Paula Abdul Quits American Idol

So, Paula is no longer a judge on American Idol. It’s a testament to how much she sucks that I couldn’t care less. Unfortunately, we are stuck with Kara Dioguardi. She uber-sucks. And then, of course, we have Randy Jackson, the luckiest man in America. Paula wasn’t the first I’d like to see go. But the only judge really worth watching is Simon. American Idol needs to find a younger, cooler, semi-crazy judge, a la America’s Best Dance Crew. Until then, I’m left rolling my eyes at the babbling of sub-par judging.