Poor Greg D. All he’s trying to do is help some shy Christian kids get some booty. The problem is, is that he doesn’t have a real-world lady type to respond to his advances. I will be that lady. (You’re welcome.) Let’s see how his come ons work on me…
Pick Up Line #1:
“Hey, those boots you’re wearing… looks like you’re in a motorcycle gang. Don’t get me wrong; those boots are cute. But tell the truth, are you in a gang?”
Yes. And I will cut you if you don’t get out of my face, pansy boy.
Pick Up Line #2:
“Hey, do girls like guys with tattoos? I noticed more and more Christians are getting tattoos; do girls even like that?”
That’s heathen talk. Cast thee out, Satan!
Pick Up Line #3:
You are adorable. I want to meet you. What’s your name?
F&*% you, that’s my name.
I hope this helps, Greg. (I’m available for videos.)